I have some unfortunate news to share with you all. While attempting to make my website look "cool" and "hip" I completely destroyed every functional aspect it once served. I had links that clicked to nothing, deleted my upcoming shows, and stretched pictures into these massive, grainy ogres. Astoundingly ironic, considering the meat and potatoes of any site is typically functionality.
Of functionality, this website currently has zero.
But wait until you see how hip it looks. It should be up and running in a day or so. Please check back. If you just can't seem to get your fix, check out the following links. We could use more a few more tweets our way.